Ok…I have yet to leave LA, but on my way to pick up some milk I saw a very large woman threatening a man with a window cleaner. I was unaware of what was going on at first. Then all of a sudden this woman turned and took what looked to be a very convincing samurai pose with squeegee raised. Then muttered something about him being a sneaky something or other and told him there was more where that came from.
Crazy…I was wondering what would happen if she hit him with it. Would that be assault with a deadly weapon? Typically I would say no, but she looked like she knew what she was doing.